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Hey boys and girls! I'm posting again! This might not be a funny post but it's something i've suddenly thought of out of nowhere... Maybe it's been said before somewhere, but i know i haven't heard of it.

Personally, i myself don't know how to chase girls one. =)

Anyway, imagine this. Must imagine huh!

If you had the power to make someone, ANYONE, fall in love with you forever just by saying one particular line, who would you say it to? It seems like an easy task, but you have to know that that particular person will be with you for the rest of your life. That person will need you to love back whenever too. Also, you could only say that line ONCE seriously in your life, or else the first person you have said it to will hate you, and so will the rest of the people whom you've said it to.

As for me, i seriously have no answer for this... because you could be making the wrong decision for saying it to a person who hasn't shown her true colours. Who knows, the person you've known for the longest time could've been acting as someone she's not.

I also thought of a few different type of guys and who they might choose to say that "particular line" to.

Desperate man = Tells it to any girl he's met for a few minutes, or seconds.
Horny man = Tells it to a sexy looking girl regardless whether she's a b*tch.
Gay man = Tells it to a man, of course.
Business man = Tells it to a girl who can make lots of money for him, with him.
Loving man = Tells it to a girl that appreciates his shower of love.
Family man = Tells it to a girl who can have lots of children with him, can cook, and can take of the children too.
Evil man = Tells it to a bimbo who will do whatever he says.
Music man = Tells it to the girl who often plays music with him.
Architect = He barely knows any girls.


The last one is a joke la. Lol.

P.S. I highly doubt "I love you" applies as the "particular line".
P.S.S. No, sex is not a good reason to get into a relationship.

Nail Laugh




Hip-hop Joke

Agriculture

Being amazed by knights, how they slash their enemy and protect their princess.

This was in my mind!

Swing swing swing… wooooo woooo woooo I am swing my 90cm length by 20mm dia sugar cane, approx 3-4kg in weight.

It was tiring though, I stop, I put the cane on the desk and break it with a taekwondo lower block Plack! It break.

Oh gosh. The previous time I did it heart my forearm and it did not break, but now my arm still hurt a little but it break. I was happy….. having this in mind ‘Grand ancient master’

Lols

I took the broken piece and went to the garden. Having army trained, trench digging, for sure I knew how to dig a hole…..

So I put the 10cm length broken cane into the wet paddy of soil.

Yes you are right! I have just planted a Sugar cane. Yehhhhhhh

For there are more to come.

AJ

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Just For Laugh

> 70 yr old man asks his wife "do u feel sad when u see me running behind
> young girls?"
> Wife replied "No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive
> it">

> A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date. Her mother warned her.."1st
> he
> kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; than he
> want
> to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family> name"
> Next day girl told Mom, "Everything happen exactly as you predicted. I
> didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family"

> A white couple had a black baby..
> The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.
> Husband: Why the baby black?> Wife: U hot, I hot, baby burnt..!>

> Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?'
> Husband: "Nothing.
> Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an> hour?
> Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!"

> Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white?
> Mom: Listen Son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you> should be thankful that you are not barking!!!

AJ

Dear readers,

We are sorry to announce that the crazynuts-idea team has been, sort of, slacking with the content. But this is only because the polytechnic vacation has arrived, meaning, no it's not that we are on holiday, but in Singapore Polytechnic's Built Environment's, or now called Architecture and the Built Environment (ABE),'s Diploma in Architecture (DARCH), (oh my such a long introduction to the course), argh. ok lets start over. This is only because VACATION in our course actually means MORE WORK TO BE DONE BECAUSE YOU GUYS DONT HAVE TO COME TO SCHOOL. Therefore, in fact we are working twice as hard, and lest, have less time to blog.

We are terribly sorry for the lack of entertainment during your visits here people. But bear with us, we will try to post ... SOMETHING.. at least... like now.... err... something useless.... yep... to waste your time.... yes.... you are wasting your time now.... this is our evil plan in fact....


Anyway. We shall be back shortly... =)

Yours Sincerely,
Daniel Lame.

Not for the faint hearted.