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Boss: Where were you born?

Ah Beng: Singabore.

Boss: Which part?

Ah Beng: Wat 'which part'? My hole body all born in Singabore lah...


Ah Beng and his brother Ah Seng were fixing a bomb in a car...

Ah Seng: Meng-ah, wat happen if the bomb kana explode halfway?
Ah Beng: Blarder, dun worry ok. I still got one spare one in my bag, relac...relac.


Ah Beng: Your new car is wat name-ah?
Ah Huay: I forget the car name areddy, but I know start with 'T'.
Ah Beng: Wahsai, you got buy a strange car start with 'tea'. All cars I know one start with petrol.


Ah Beng joined a new company. The first day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was extremely happy and asked what he did till the late evening.
Ah Beng: Alamak, boss. You know, all computer keyboard alphabets got all sala one. They not in order, so I fix one by one until darn late loh.


Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken.
Ah Beng: Heng ah! I thought it a brand new one!



At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Ah Beng: Control yourself, blarder. Don't cry okay. Got see tat man? He lost his head. He got cry meh?


NOW THE LAST ULTIMATE:

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Ah Beng: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr...

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it!

Ah Beng: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...