Crazynuts-idea

This is a MrLame Original.

What will u do if you fall in love with a lesbian girl? How will u admit to her that u like her, even though u know the chances of her liking u back is slim?

Maybe you should write a letter like this...

"To lesbian girl,

Please accept me as the man you will love. I know women are very attractive to you, but please, i am also very lovable.

Yours Sincerely,
Daniel Lame

PS. REALLY CONSIDER PLEASE! I'M DESPERATE!
PSS. I'm the world's first lesbian man. I'm special."


And some new ways to say i love you. The kind that u say when the one u love is pestering you.
"I love y- HATE you!"
"I love you" -ignores you-
"I love you. GO AWAY!"

Ok i'm runnin outta ideas.