Has anyone ever wondered why women are such bad drivers?

Well so did i!



Well, women are bad drivers because, actually, i dont know why! You might think that this is going to be an informative post that consists of some research done on the internet, from both reliable and unreliable sources that tells us why women drive badly, but actually, this is just a stupid and not very well thought out post that does not has anything to do with women and bad driving... In fact, this post and mostly this chunk of words here, has been written to waste some of your time reading....


Hope you guys found this post informative! =P

Albert, you should do more original posts more often, like that camel post that actually was a picture of a sheep, or ur girlfriend i should say. (this proves how much albert knows about his gf! =( poor camel)

April fool is coming. You guys full enough to get fooled yet?

Classroom Jokes

As final exams neared, two students, very confident of their A averages in Chemistry class, decided to spend a weekend enjoying the social life of a nearby college. Although their Chemistry final was the first thing Monday morning they were reasonably certain they could pull it off. After a very late Sunday evening they overslept and did not arrive back on campus until Monday afternoon. In the hopes of avoiding failing the exam the two decided to tell their professor that they had a flat tire on the way back to campus. Sympathetic to the situation, the professor allowed them to make up the exam. After being seated in different rooms the two opened their exam books and began working. The first question, for 25 points, was a simple question on fusion. When they turned the page to answer the next question, however, both students shared the same look of despair though they were seated in different rooms. 75 point question: Which tire was flat?


A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam. "I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you've all worked extremely hard and many of you are off to medical school after summer. So that no one gets their GPA messed up because they might have been celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like to opt out of the final exam today will receive a 'B' for the course." There was much rejoicing in the class as students got up, walked to the front of the class, and took the professor up on his offer. As the last taker left the room, the professor looked out over the handful of remaining students and asked, "Anyone else? This is your last chance." One final student rose up and opted out of the final. The professor closed the door and took attendance of those students remaining. "I'm glad to see you believe in yourself," he said. "You all get 'A's."


A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Larry Johnson. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Larry asked: "What is the usual tip?""Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great." "Is that so?" snorted Larry. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars.""Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund.""What are you studying in school?" asked Larry.The lad smiled and said: "Applied psychology."

This is a Goat

I put this on my destop at work that somehow makes me happy when i turn to it, it does helps a little in boosting energy almost like power pills

Cani Jee

Walking down the streets of singapore makes me see something new about singaporeans... firstly, talking about couples... Something different that they do that makes it ok just because they are coupled. It's still disgusting.... but what am i talking about?! WHY AM I TALKING SO LONG AND NOT GETTING ANYWHERE!?

Anyway, i'm talking about... guy digging nose in public. Rarely, you see guys STICKING THEIR FINGERS into their nose when they're walking alone... well, unless they're some kind of old white shirted white haired wrinkly-faced old man who's old and shrivelled up... did i mention old? Well other than that, even if they do, they'd hide their faces, preparing to just flick their nose. Yet, seeing a guy walking together with a girl, they'd without shame literally deliberately STICK THEIR FINGERS IN and look for the gold.... YUCKS MAN. IN PUBLIC SOMEMORE... and it's not only once i seen it... BLUACK!

Another things is that, more than once, in a crowded mrt, there will always be SUDDENLY ONE VERY SMELLY SMELL. And because there are so many people around you, you wont know who did it. VERY SMELLY, like... you imagine u stick ur face in front of one person buttock when he fart huh. WALAO WTH! Even worse huh, sometimes the train gets so crowded that the ventilation become v bad, then the smell will linger VERY LONG AH. YUCKS! =(

I lost my funny. Help me find leh...

Just for Laugh

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'

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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?'

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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said,
'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'

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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman.. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.' Little Johnny asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ?'

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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom .

Cute story below.

Here's the reply the teacher received the following day

Dear Mrs. Jones,


I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

Only in some countries....










I only realised how true the singapore one is when i started ITP. Lol...

This is directly from the heart of a MR BOSS
Why I fired my Secretary.

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ‘Happy Birthday.'

I thought...

Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.. Let's go'

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis e ac h
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way b ac k to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day.... We don't need to go straight b ac k to the office, Do We ?'

I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?' She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.'


After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, ' Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right b ac k.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.


And I just sat there...

On the couch... Naked

Cani Jee

Just for Laugh

My fav vid:

Pink - Please Dont Leave Me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddZPrJ8ROto


VERY SIAO. CRAZY NUTS! WHOO!!!!
So sorry, they din allow embedding. =\