What goes through your mind when someone says "Let's go for a drink"?

Contributed by Janny, Mingli

Sorry for being racist guys and gals. but anyway, it's pretty funny chinese sentences la. I just extracted this from an email from a friend. Lol~

1、题目：一边……一边……

　　小朋友写：他一边脱衣服，一边穿裤子。

　　老师批语：他到底是要脱还是要穿啊？


　　2、题目：其中

　　小朋友写：我的其中一只左脚受伤了。

　　老师批语：你是蜈蚣吗？


　　3、题目：陆陆续续

　　小朋友写：下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。

　　老师批语：你到底有几个爸爸呀？


　　4、题目：难过

　　小朋友写：我家门前有条水沟很难过。

　　老师批语：老师更难过。


　　5、题目：又……又……

　　小朋友写：我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。

　　老师批语；你的妈妈 是变形金钢吗？


　　6、题目：你看

　　小朋友写：你看什么看！没看过啊

　　老师批语：没看过


　　7、题目：欣欣向荣

　　小朋友写：欣欣向荣荣告白。

　　老师批语：连续剧不要看太多了！


　　8、题目：好吃

　　小朋友写：好吃个屁。

　　老师批语：有些东西是不能吃的。


　　9、题目：天真

　　小朋友写：今天真热。

　　老师批语：你真天真。


　　10、题目：果然

　　小朋友写：昨天我吃水果，然后喝凉水。

　　老师批语：是词组，不能分开的。


　　11、题目：先……再……，例题：先吃饭，再冼澡。

　　小朋友写：先生，再见！

　　老师批语：想像力超过了地球人的智慧。


　　12、题目：况且

　　小朋友写：一列火车经过，况且况且况且况且况且况

　　老师批语：我死了算了。

Hope u enjoyed it. =)

Boss: Where were you born?

Ah Beng: Singabore.

Boss: Which part?

Ah Beng: Wat 'which part'? My hole body all born in Singabore lah...


Ah Beng and his brother Ah Seng were fixing a bomb in a car...

Ah Seng: Meng-ah, wat happen if the bomb kana explode halfway?
Ah Beng: Blarder, dun worry ok. I still got one spare one in my bag, relac...relac.


Ah Beng: Your new car is wat name-ah?
Ah Huay: I forget the car name areddy, but I know start with 'T'.
Ah Beng: Wahsai, you got buy a strange car start with 'tea'. All cars I know one start with petrol.


Ah Beng joined a new company. The first day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was extremely happy and asked what he did till the late evening.
Ah Beng: Alamak, boss. You know, all computer keyboard alphabets got all sala one. They not in order, so I fix one by one until darn late loh.


Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken.
Ah Beng: Heng ah! I thought it a brand new one!



At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Ah Beng: Control yourself, blarder. Don't cry okay. Got see tat man? He lost his head. He got cry meh?


NOW THE LAST ULTIMATE:

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Ah Beng: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr...

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it!

Ah Beng: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

LOL!



HAHAHA SO OBSCENE! LOL!!!

Youtube comment:
"Mummy, where do babies come from?"
"Straight from daddy"



HAHAHA STUPID!!!

More great pics at failblog.org! LOL!

FAIL!!!

Answers to last week post:
Unofficial longest english word:
"pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"
Definition: A lung disease
45 characters

Official longest english word:
"floccinaucinihilipilification"
Definition: The act of estimating as worthless
29 characters

Crazynuts longest english word:
"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......."
Definition: The sound of laughter
Infinite characters

LOL nobody knows the answer... Muahahaha.... LOUSY GUESSERS! =p

Something interesting;

World's longest bridge:

35.673km, 6 lanes.

World's longest swimming pool:

2km per lap

World's longest snake:

15 meters long

World's longest fingernails:

Total length: 7m 51.3cm

Well we've seen all the facts... but.... time to think...

What is the WORLD'S LONGEST ENGLISH WORD?!?!?!?!

Think of two answers:

1. The REAL longest word
2. The CRAZY-NUTS STYLE longest word....

Tag in the cbox. ;]

My fren sent me an email... This was what it said...

"Best divorce letter you will ever read"

Dear Wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband,
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that we've been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You looked just like a girl!' and since my mother taught me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I chose not comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica . But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I do hope that's not a problem.

Lol...

Can I Have your number?



Reminds me of Rushidin

Hahahahhahahaha