I was checking my email. and michael chan sent me an invite to this facebook group. Normally i'd just delete facebook group invites, but this group REALLY caught my eye. It's DAMN FUNNY. Read till the end, and if you're an architecture student, you'd seriously understand what it means and you'll seriously have a good laugh.

I know because i seriously laughed my ass out.


I don't need sex - the school of architecture fucks me all the time
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Type: Common Interest - Activities
Description: If you are architecture students you've probably experienced:
-the taste of wood glue
-changes in your vocabulary: homework to project, ball to sphere, etc
-you don't understand how somebody can spend less than $20 at the supplies store
-you hate people telling you "go to sleep" or "do you still have a lot of work?"
-your friends and you don't have the same concept of work "oh, well do it right before class"
-you've slept more than 20 straight hours on weekends
-you can easily discuss with authority the effects of caffeine on different drinks
-no matter the effort you put in a project, somebody will always say “why don’t you add this�? or “why don’t you change this here�? or “i think that…but…yeah, its ok�?
-you’ve heard all your ipod songs in a week
-you aren’t seen in public without bags under your eyes
-whenever you get invited somewhere, it is followed by “or do you have a lot of homework?�?
-you’ll dance ymca with a choreography without a drop of alcohol in your system
-you write down a quick message with rapidographs, lead holders, markers and ink
-you constantly make up excuses for courses that are not design related why you didn’t do your work
-you have more pictures of landscapes and places than of people
-your worst nightmare consists of not finishing a project
-someone once called you “lazy�? and you wanted them murdered
-you can live without human contact, sunlight, food, but if your plotter’s ink runs out… chaos!!!
-when somebody lends you a Bic pen you look down at it
-you don’t care about sports cars, your favorite car is the one where you can put in your model and your huge computer
-you design spectacular things without the idea of the cost
-you have the modern mark: a blister in your palm’s hand for the constant use of your mouse
-everybody tells you how they admire your work, “but there is no money for it�?
-you’ve gained the ability to sleep in whatever surface: pencils, keyboards, backpacks, your studio mates, food, etc
-you always have the idea that your project will always be recognized
-when you finally have free time to go out you keep thinking “who was the idiot that designed the restaurant’s bathroom?�? “who designed this menu?�? or “who designed this [chair, table, lighting, fork, etc]�?
-you've been at many sunrises, yet you've never seen one
-you need to read all this in a facebook group to realize how weird your life is


Branko Stankovic & Jason McGee posted this... I thought it was awesome!

top 10 reasons why to date an architect

1. all night long, all night strong.
2. we are damn good with our hands.
3. if we can commit to chipboard, relationships should be easy.
4. you should see the things we errect.
5. use to doing things over and over again.
6. finishing early never happenes.
7. we know the true meaning of interpretation
8. creative positioning.
9. work well in groups
10. entry and passage are always exciting.


I am joining this group no doubt about it. LOL!

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2211195089

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Hi all, Daniel here..

Today i wanna talk abit about my project... Oh man boring.



This pic is a render of the combined living dining room of my residential unit. On the right is actually wooden doors to hide the kitchen... and behind the marble wall it is the bedroom... Yea yea everyone loves the television, not only you. Yes you the one who is reading this line right now...



This is the render for the bedroom. I know quite fake looking...

The owner of this residential unit was too poor to afford a real mattress for his plywood bed, so he bought an acrylic plastic one to sleep on... cheaper, and more durable. hahaha no lah just kidding.



Ah, my favourite. Albert told me that there was a contrast between the greyish, cold, hard space on the left, and the warm, orangy bedroom space on the right of the wall of marble. Then he said, "Looks like man and woman huh. No wonder u call this *censored* lah."

Lol. I said, ya, the left side duller space is man space, and the right side fiercer looking space is woman space. =p NO OFFENCE! JUST A JOKE! NOOOOO DUN KILL ME!

Then i added, ya, right side is crouching tiger, and left side is hidden dragon. This pic should be called crouching tiger hidden dragon. hahahaha

ok end le. BORING.

Tony Jaa prove that he can fight effectively Check this!

Performance by Mr Lame in class!

This is how hyper he always is!!







Now we know why people call him Mr Lame

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